Life can be hard, but it is much easier when you are laughing. You do not always need a serious speech to feel motivated. Sometimes, a funny joke is the best way to find the strength to keep going.
We have gathered one hundred and one quotes that mix wisdom with a good laugh. They are short, silly, and very easy to share with friends.
Pick a quote and let a little humor brighten your path today.
Funny Inspirational Quotes That Make Life Brighter
Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.
Follow your dreams, except for the one where you are naked at work.
I am not failing, I am just finding a thousand ways that do not work.
Be like a postage stamp and stick to one thing until you get there.
If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.
Opportunity does not knock, it jiggles the handle and walks in.
Life is short, so smile while you still have all your natural teeth.
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
Don’t let your worries grow hair; they are already ugly enough.
If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely is not for you.
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take the chance?
I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
Always remember that you are unique, just like everybody else.
Be a cupcake in a world full of plain muffins.
Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out of it alive.
I am an artist and the world is my coloring book that I am messy with.
When life shuts a door, just open it again; that is how doors work.
Even a broken clock is right twice a day, so you are doing fine.
I have not lost my mind, I have backed it up on a cloud somewhere.
Shoot for the moon; even if you miss, you will land among the stars.
If you are going through hell, keep going before the devil finds you.
The road to success is always under construction, so bring some snacks.
Success is just falling down nine times and getting up ten.
I am on a seafood diet; I see success and I want to eat it.
Do not follow in my footsteps; I run into walls quite a lot.
You cannot have a rainbow without a little bit of rain and a lot of mud.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
Your talent is God’s gift to you; what you do with it is your gift back.
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every single day.
Every day is a gift, that is why they call it the present.
The only thing standing between you and your goal is the story you tell yourself.
I am not lazy, I am just on energy saving mode for my big break.
Be the person your dog thinks you are.
Laughter is the best medicine, unless you have a broken leg.
If you cannot find the light, you probably forgot to pay the electric bill.
Progress is better than perfection, especially when perfection is taking a nap.
My life is a series of awkward moments separated by coffee breaks.
Shine bright like a diamond, but try not to be as hard as one.
It is better to be a lonely lion than a popular sheep.
You are the CEO of your own life; hire and fire your thoughts wisely.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in salad.
Life is what happens when you are busy making other plans on your phone.
I am not a procrastinator, I am just extremely productive at the last minute.
The best way to predict the future is to create it, or just guess.
Stay positive, work hard, and make it happen.
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
Do not let yesterday take up too much of today.
I am not messy, I am just creatively organized.
If you are waiting for a sign, this is it; now get back to work.
Change your thoughts and you change your world, or at least your mood.
Excellence is not a skill, it is an attitude you wear with a smile.
My superpower is overthinking until I find the funny part.
Live every day like it is Taco Tuesday.
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
Kindness is free, so sprinkle that stuff everywhere like confetti.
Be bold, be brave, and be a little bit weird.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Do something today that your future self will thank you for.
I am a work in progress, and the construction crew is on lunch break.
Dream big, because dreaming small is just boring.
Everything is figure-out-able, even that weird noise in your car.
Your only limit is the one you built in your own head.
Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadows.
I am going to be so successful that my dog gets a pool.
Life is like a bicycle; to keep your balance, you must keep moving.
Do not let people dim your shine just because they forgot their sunglasses.
I am not old, I am just a classic version of awesome.
The elevator to success is out of order; use the stairs.
If you feel like a fish out of water, find a bigger pond.
Make today so awesome that yesterday gets jealous.
I am not lost, I am just taking the scenic route to greatness.
Be the reason someone smiles today, or at least the reason they laugh.
Your vibe attracts your tribe, so try not to be a vibe-killer.
Life is a soup and I am a fork, but I am learning to use a spoon.
Keep your eyes on the stars and your feet on the ground.
Don’t quit your day dream; just find a way to get paid for it.
I am built for comfort, not for speed, but I will get there.
Be so good they cannot ignore you, even if they try.
Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, it is about dancing.
I am not weird, I am just a limited edition.
Failure is just the seasoning that gives success its flavor.
Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts.
I may not be there yet, but I am closer than I was yesterday.
If you cannot be a sun, be a star; just keep glowing.
I am the master of my fate and the captain of my soul.
Believe you can and you are halfway to the finish line.
Do not count the days, make the days count.
I am stronger than I look and funnier than I seem.
The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.
Be the energy you want to attract into your room.
I am chasing my dreams in my pajamas.
Life is a journey, not a destination, so enjoy the snacks.
Focus on the good and the good gets better.
I am too busy working on my own grass to see if yours is greener.
Every cloud has a silver lining, you just have to look hard.
I am not a snack, I am a whole buffet of potential.
Let your dreams be your wings and your humor be your engine.
Today is a great day to have a great day.
I am creating a life I love, one laugh at a time.
You are the magic you have been looking for all along.
