Make your guests laugh before they even say hello. A funny letter board is the best way to show off your sense of humor. It turns a boring corner of your room into the highlight of the day.
We have put together over seventy-five quotes that are sure to get a giggle. They are short, witty, and very easy to put together.
Pick a funny line and give your home a personality boost today.
75+ Funny Letter Board Quotes Everyone Will Love
I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy saving mode.
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it.
I decided to exercise, but I lay down until the feeling passed.
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s caffeine.
I followed my heart and it led me to the fridge.
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.
Home is where the pants come off.
Alexa, do the laundry.
I run on dry shampoo and coffee.
Adulting is soup and I am a fork.
My life is basically just a series of unclosed tabs.
Silence is golden. Unless you have kids, then it’s suspicious.
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year.
Namast’ay in bed.
I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut.
Everything happens for a reason. Usually that reason is physics.
My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch.
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
I have it all together. I just forgot where I put it.
Running late is my cardio.
Don’t be a little prick. Sincerely, my cactus.
Sorry for what I said when I was hungry.
I love my kids, but I love silence more.
Today’s goal: Keep the tiny humans alive.
I’m one step away from being a crazy cat lady.
You can’t make everyone happy. You aren’t a taco.
My hobby is overthinking everything.
I think my soulmate might be carbs.
I’m at the age where my back goes out more than I do.
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee.
Every day is a chance to try again, or just take a nap.
Wine is just fruit salad in liquid form.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted a paycheck.
Cleaning with kids in the house is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos.
I’m not messy, I’m design challenged.
To-do list: 1. Go to sleep.
I wish I was as thin as my patience.
My brain has too many tabs open.
Reality called, so I hung up.
I’m like a fine wine. I get better with age and a lot of cheese.
Some call it chaos, we call it family.
I’m just here for the snacks.
There is no “we” in fries.
Friday is my second favorite F-word. Food is the first.
I’m not a snack, I’m a whole meal deal.
I’m fluent in sarcasm and movie quotes.
My spirit animal is a sloth on a coffee break.
Exercise? I thought you said extra rice.
I don’t sweat, I sparkle.
If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing.
My room isn’t messy, it’s an obstacle course.
I drink coffee for your protection.
I’m naturally funny because my life is a joke.
Housework can’t kill you, but why take the chance?
I’m not old, I’m a classic.
Yesterday I was really productive. Today I am a potato.
I have a clean house. It’s in my dreams.
I’m in a committed relationship with my duvet.
Adulting: 0 stars. Would not recommend.
I whispered to my bank account “be strong.”
My plants are still alive. This is a miracle.
I’m not a morning person. I’m a “leave me alone” person.
I’m very busy doing nothing.
Does running out of money count as exercise?
I’m not short, I’m fun-sized.
Coffee: because adulting is hard.
My favorite way to burn calories is by setting things on fire.
I’m just here for the cake.
I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope for the best.
If you find me, I’m lost in thought.
I’m on the “maybe tomorrow” diet.
My life is a series of “wait, what?” moments.
I’m not lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing.
I need a nap that lasts for three days.
Being an adult is just walking around wondering what you’re forgetting.
This house is protected by a very small, loud human.
