Sisters are the only people who can make you laugh and drive you crazy at the exact same time. They know all your secrets and usually steal all your clothes too.
This collection of funny quotes celebrates that special bond. It is full of jokes that only siblings will truly understand.
Get ready to laugh at the chaos of growing up together. These words are perfect for any pair of sisters.
Funny Sister Quotes Every Sibling Will Love
Sisters: the only people who will tell you your outfit is ugly and then ask to borrow it.
Having a sister is like having a live-in ghost who steals your socks and eats your snacks.
I smile because you’re my sister. I laugh because there’s nothing you can do about it.
A sister is like a best friend you can’t get rid of. Believe me, I’ve tried.
If you think I’m crazy, you should meet my sister. She’s the ringleader.
Sisters are like chunky cookies—mostly sweet, but with a lot of nuts.
I’m the big sister. I make the rules. You’re the little sister. You follow them (eventually).
God made us sisters because one mom couldn’t handle us as best friends.
Being sisters means you always have a backup plan for when you get in trouble.
My sister has the best sister in the world. Just saying.
We are sisters. If I’m mad at you, I’ll still answer the phone just to tell you I’m not talking to you.
A sister is someone who knows everything about you and still loves you, mostly because she has no other choice.
Behind every little sister is a big sister standing there with a camera waiting to record her failing.
We share clothes, secrets, and a general dislike for doing the dishes.
My sister is my human diary. If she ever leaks my secrets, I’m moving to another planet.
I love my sister, but if she touches my charger one more time, things will get physical.
Sisters: the original “frenemies” since the dawn of time.
You and I are sisters. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up—after I finish laughing.
My sister is the reason I have trust issues regarding the “last slice” of pizza.
Having a sister means you never have to go through a “bad hair day” alone.
Little sisters are like alarm clocks that you can’t snooze.
My sister’s favorite hobby is reminding me of things I did wrong in 2012.
A sister is a gift to the heart, a friend to the spirit, and a golden thread to the meaning of “hey, get out of my room!”
We are sisters by birth, but we are teammates in annoying our parents by choice.
If you don’t understand how someone could love their sister and want to wring her neck at the same time, you’re an only child.
My sister is the only person who can make me laugh in the middle of a serious argument.
Sisterhood is essentially just asking “What should I wear?” and “Are you going to eat that?” forever.
I’d walk through fire for my sister. Well, not fire, because that’s dangerous. But a humid room. Maybe.
Being the older sister is a heavy burden, mostly because I have to be the one who gets caught first.
My sister is my favorite person to be weird with in public.
Growing up with a sister is like living in a constant state of “Who took my shirt?”
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it by waking me up.
A sister is like a mirror—she shows you who you are, especially when you have food on your face.
There is no problem that a sister and a tub of ice cream can’t solve.
My sister’s advice is 10% helpful and 90% “you look weird when you do that.”
We are the sisters our parents warned us about.
Little sisters: because everyone needs someone to blame for the broken vase.
My sister and I are so close that we finish each other’s… sandwiches.
A sister is like a software update. She’s annoying, she pops up at the wrong time, but you kind of need her to function.
You’re my sister and I love you, but please stop breathing so loudly.
Having a sister means having a life-long partner for “The Floor is Lava.”
My sister is the only person who knows exactly which buttons to push to make me explode.
I don’t need a therapist; I just need to vent to my sister for three hours.
We are sisters. We don’t need words. We just need a look to know we’re both thinking about snacks.
Being a sister is the highest honor, mostly because I get to be the bossy one.
My sister thinks she’s the favorite child. It’s cute that she’s so delusional.
Sisters are like gravity—they always keep you grounded, mostly by pulling your hair.
I love my sister, but I’m pretty sure she was adopted from a family of raccoons based on her room.
A sister is someone who will help you hide the body, or at least help you hide the evidence that you ate the whole cake.
My sister is the person who taught me that “sharing” is just a suggestion.
If my sister were a vegetable, she’d be a “cute-cumber.” But she’s actually more of a “hot-head-ish.”
Being sisters means never having to say “I’m sorry” because you just send a funny meme instead.
My sister is the wind beneath my wings, and also the person who tries to clip them.
We may look old and wise to the outside world, but to each other, we are still five years old stealing toys.
A sister is a little bit of childhood that can never be lost, even if she did lose your favorite sweater.
My sister has a very high “annoyance” IQ.
I can’t keep a straight face when my sister is trying to be serious.
Having a sister is like a permanent slumber party where nobody ever sleeps and everyone fights over the blanket.
My sister is my favorite person to complain about our parents with.
Sisters: the only people who can insult you and defend you in the same sentence.
I was going to be normal until I met my sister.
My sister’s brain is 90% song lyrics and 10% ways to bother me.
We are sisters. If you mess with one of us, you mess with both of us—but mostly her, because she’s scarier.
A sister is the only person who will tell you that you have spinach in your teeth before a date.
My sister is a professional at making “the face” during family dinners.
I’m not saying my sister is messy, but I found a sandwich from 2019 in her backpack.
Sisterhood is a bond that can only be broken by the phrase “that’s my top.”
My sister is my rock. A very heavy rock that I have to carry sometimes.
We are sisters by chance, but we are “staying up until 3 AM talking about nothing” by choice.
My sister is like a tornado with a ponytail.
I don’t need a spotlight when I have a sister who shines bright enough for both of us (and takes all the credit).
Having a sister means you always have someone to talk to, even if they aren’t listening.
My sister is the “cool” one. I’m the “sane” one. It’s a fair trade.
Sisters are like cats. They like to be near you, but they also might scratch you for no reason.
My sister’s sense of direction is so bad she once got lost in a one-way street.
We share a bond that is stronger than any glue, and noisier than any parade.
My sister is the only person who understands my specific brand of weirdness.
A sister is someone who will tell you that you’re wrong even when you’re right.
My sister is my favorite person to do absolutely nothing with.
Sisters: because life is too short to play alone.
My sister is the person who knows all the lyrics to the songs I hate.
Having a sister means you’ll always have someone to laugh at your jokes, even the bad ones.
My sister is a human GPS for finding the one thing I hid from her.
We are sisters. We don’t do “calm.”
My sister is the reason I know how to argue like a lawyer.
A sister is a permanent guest in the hotel of your life.
My sister is my favorite person to get into trouble with.
Sisters are the best at keeping you humble by reminding you of your middle school phase.
I’m not the bossy sister; I just have better ideas.
My sister is like a library book—I keep her around, but she’s constantly overdue for a reality check.
Being sisters means knowing exactly what the other is thinking just by looking at the dinner menu.
My sister is the only one allowed to make fun of me. Everyone else, watch out.
Having a sister is like having a bodyguard who also steals your snacks.
My sister is the “master of disaster” in our house.
We are sisters. We are basically the same person, just in different fonts.
My sister is the person who taught me how to roll my eyes properly.
A sister is someone who will give you her last fry, but only after a 20-minute lecture.
My sister is the queen of the “unintentional” guilt trip.
Sisters: the original social network.
My sister is the only person who can make a 10-minute story last two hours.
Having a sister means you never have to be the only person dancing at a party.
My sister is my favorite person to text while we are in the same room.
Sisters are like stars—you don’t always see them, but you know they’re there to judge your outfit.
My sister is the person who makes sure I don’t take life too seriously.
We are sisters. We don’t need an invitation to enter each other’s lives (or rooms).
My sister is my favorite person to share a secret with, mostly because she forgets it five minutes later.
Having a sister is like having a built-in backup dancer for life.
My sister is the only person who can make me feel like a kid again.
Sisters: the glue that keeps the family crazy together.
My sister is my favorite person to go on a road trip with, even if she controls the music.
Being a sister is about finding the humor in the middle of a family crisis.
My sister is the person who knows my coffee order by heart.
We are sisters. Our relationship is 50% love and 50% “did you take my socks?”
My sister is the only person who knows how to make me laugh until I cry.
Having a sister is like having a best friend who is also a bit of a pest.
My sister is the person who makes every holiday better.
Sisters: because who else is going to tell you that you’re being dramatic?
My sister is my favorite person to be myself with.
We are sisters, and that is the greatest gift of all (besides the stolen sweaters).
